Today I walked into my boss's office. I said to him:
"Boss, I know your doing very well for yourself, but, I also know that overall the firm has been loosing money, and although we put out a great service and product to our clients, the PERCEPTION is that the other firms are doing it better."
"That being said, I would like your guarantee that regardless of overall firm profits I won't lose my job, my health care will remain the best in the country, and my wage -which greatly surpasses the national average and my skill set- will steadily increase on a known scale." He smirked.
"Oh and one more thing, I also need you to ensure that my dad (who retired from the firm 25 years ago and is the main reason I got this job) will still get his very lucrative retirement package till death. If you can't promise me these simple, all American things I worked so hard for, I'm gonna have to strike!" He smirked again, showed me a pile of applications from young, hard-working, new AassHole lawyers, and told me I had till 10:am to clean out my office.
If anyone knows someone, GM and the UAW included, looking for an A-Hole Lawyer willing to work for less than scale, please direct them to my blog.
The A-Hole.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Job Security!!
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2 comments:
So funny and yet so true...you are gifted Ass..lol
Interesting blog, enjoy reading your comments, but there is a lot to be said for your weblog style: white font on a black background is painful. I guess this part of your A-hole persona?
Anyway, it’s good to read a libertarian site that bashes socialists and liberals too. I have gotten tired of reading the rabid anarchist - libertarian that constantly split hairs between libertarians and conservatives. I am just as upset with the neocons, republicans, and Bush, but I have taken some stock in the fact that Ron Paul is out there and runs as a Republican. I’d like to think that if those that believe in liberty and freedom stuck together rather than attacking one another, then we could rite this ship called the United States.
Anyway, good to know you are out there.
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