Job Security!!

Today I walked into my boss's office. I said to him:

"Boss, I know your doing very well for yourself, but, I also know that overall the firm has been loosing money, and although we put out a great service and product to our clients, the PERCEPTION is that the other firms are doing it better."

"That being said, I would like your guarantee that regardless of overall firm profits I won't lose my job, my health care will remain the best in the country, and my wage -which greatly surpasses the national average and my skill set- will steadily increase on a known scale." He smirked.

"Oh and one more thing, I also need you to ensure that my dad (who retired from the firm 25 years ago and is the main reason I got this job) will still get his very lucrative retirement package till death. If you can't promise me these simple, all American things I worked so hard for, I'm gonna have to strike!" He smirked again, showed me a pile of applications from young, hard-working, new AassHole lawyers, and told me I had till 10:am to clean out my office.

If anyone knows someone, GM and the UAW included, looking for an A-Hole Lawyer willing to work for less than scale, please direct them to my blog.

The A-Hole.